*takes it*

It’s not Christmas

*ends up at the food bank*

Here we go

PATIENCE!

Very noice

Of course! *begins walking*

NO BUT FRRRR!!!

I hate when they pay the refs extra! PLUS the refs were ragebaiting us too!

Mornin’

*sniffs and wipes my eyes*

Okay…

(Alright gang I got to go. Good night)

*pauses to stare intensely before sobbing again and nods*

Okay let’s go

I think it’s lung cancer *starts sobbing and falls to the ground.* IM GOING TO DIEEEEE

Oh really? I have this weird bruise on my arm, what might that be?

At least we will be able to make it out alive in a survival situation

Y’all city folk always relaying on them dang phones 🤠

Do you not know the lay out of this town?

Alright what do we do then? *devious raccoon hand rub*

Oh- *that child gets obliterated* we getting something to eat or nah?

*stands there nonchalantly with no effect from explosion*

Okay :(

As long as you pay. I got no moolah

*chucks the metal pipe behind me where it explodes again*

*picks up metal pipe that still humming due to fall.*

No harm done 😄👍