African Union: *accidentally invades half of Russia* huh? I EXPANDED TO EUROPE :D

Poland: *takes all of Haiti* HELL NO!

Ukraine: NATO HELP!!!

NATO: Russia. Hör auf damit

Haiti: *takes your nearest land to Poland* canI have this third pls?

Cuba: SHIT!

Jamaica: Take this

Haiti: I keep the 45%

Peru: Guys pls stop

Japan: What a nice day to watch Anime :3

Go away

Haiti and Jamaica: No. We own it all

I don't give a fuck

Molossia, Tuvalu 🇹🇻, Montserrat 🇲🇸, Niue 🇳🇺 and Fiji 🇫🇯: FREAK!

All Russia allies: SHUT YOUR TINY, WINY MOUTH

I'LL BE MOST OF THE REST AND YOU BE YOUR ALLIES

Haiti: FREE LAND! *takes 90% of Soviet Union* YAY!!!

Serbia: No prob--
Kosovo: HI GUYS!

Serbia: RAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH. KOSOVO IS SERBIA (and Soviet)

Switzerland: We are German 🇩🇪

Andorra: 55 FOOT FREEEAAAKKKK

Serbia: I'll cut border. *cuts to give your land back* there

UK: WTF WILL YOU... SHUT.. U--

Switzerland: CAN I HAVE PEACE!?

Vatican City: HEY! YOU GIANT 56 FOOT FREAK!

USA: I made NATO rules

All that stole lan--

Serbia: JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP, UNITED CRAP 😒