You'll be in heaven just like my fish

I am just stupid (probably) or does this weird gen-z slang make no sense?

i once threw up and my mom thought i threw up out of anxiety??????????????

according to my mom i have anxiety

Explains alot

why do we hate each other? or why do you hate me cause i dont even hate you anymore

i would forget about me to, i have goldfish memory

well, you kinda unfollowed me after like months of us talking

*digs myself out of grave* hey vsauce, Zack here!

I come back and this is what greets me

Quick question, why are you commenting on my posts? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also what is your opinion of Harry Potter and the book Don Quixote

If I have to ill shorten it: a stick figure that has been hiding behind the background tries to take over my account

He kidnapped me! That stick figure somehow turned into me and it has new recruits! Oh no I have to go.............................

Do I really have to explain this series I'm making to you?

It's me Zack the real one not the stick figure I managed to get my phone hes coming his plan will come on new years dayyy...^'usjzuajzuajshzh&#&'hah............

I have kidnapped Zack and now I am transforming into him I will take over my powers will take over his account I'm not just a stick figure I'm a god

Not even close

I feel crappy as well I might be a little sick

Makes sense to me

Also why did you follow me and then unfollow me and then comment on my post again

Yeah I still like it though