Ross: Oh, alright, I was just trying to play, (grabs a cup of tea and drinks) Do you want to continue?

Ross: What? (Giggles) you okay? Am I making you upset? If so I am- (you interrupt him)

Ross: like a board game or something -v- (still teasing you, like snapping your waistband or caressing you innocently)

Ross: mh...How about ... (Plays with your hair and sorta teases you for fun lol) we play a game?

(mini timeskip to when they are at home and Arthur is asleep)
Ross: So, Arthur's asleep...so, (gets on your lap, facing you) what should we do?

Ross: Let's go home now, I have a surprise for you ^.v.^

Ross: Yeah, I was astounded about me getting pregnant.

Ross: just gave birth, but I'm fine,
Doctor: She-erm- he's good to go sir, make sure he eats normally and the child,

(yes,)
Arthur: (babbles as if saying that Ross was annoying lol)
Ross: (wakes up) Oh, hello R-James,

(they are used to monster kids and parents, so they assume Ross had sex with a Smurf or something lol)
Arthur: Hehehe, (chews your hair)

Ross: (asleep holding the child who is eating his hair)
Arthur: NOM NOM (he has your eyes and a tuff of white hair, he has patches of blue skin on him)

Doctor: you can come in,

(hours and hours later)
Doctor: Mr, Davis?

Ross: o-okay- (moans out of pain)

Ross: Th-there is one down the street - (huff)

Ross: T-the child- (breathing heavily)

(starts with a bango)
Ross: I-I don't know, I think the- (huff) the-

Ross: OH FUCK- (in pain)

Yeah, also rp? .3.

I'm here babe! Sorry, my mom was talking to me and I was eating chips and dip