Shopping bag: np I guess-

Shopping bag: IKR
Lamp: Sb, what are u doing here?
Shopping bag: I found out about top hat cheating on u so I tracked her location and it led me here
Lamp: wait, but she didn't have a phone-
Shopping bag: I placed a tracker on her
Lamp: a-

Lamp: :0

Lamp: It didn't, it was just not known well

Lamp: *gives 1m dollars* ty! Now I don't need to report her to the police because she works for the mafia :D

Lamp: Is she dead? :]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH- 😀

NOOOOOOO 😭

Ok

I hope both sides of ur pillows are uncomfortable and when u can't sleep, u step on a lego brick while being barefoot

Happi birdæ

And when I told my parents about it, they said that he was just joking around 😍😍💅💅

Ty :]

My big brother threatened me with a knife and told me rude ass things. He almosted cut my hand aswell 😍😍💅💅

Ian's delicious cockroaches

O, cool :00

Chinese!?!1?1?

:00000

Glassy: *pats head* it's ok, he is in a better place now

Glassy: *gets them in under a minute* and then?