Im goofy
Gender: attack helicopter
Blue: " That's it. I'm not taking my helmet off again. Unless I actually 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to- "
Fills your helmet with poisonous gas
The same thing happened to me let me tell you what I did, alright I was just being a stupid idiot and fired a gun thing that’s very loud right next to my ear I was panicking and it stills hurts to this day
POV: the kid who thinks he’s right about everything:
BTW the smarter you think you are the dumber you are and the dumber you think you are the smarter you are
yk sometimes i wanna yell "YEA??????" sooo loud so my mother can hear me
YEA!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
It’s made out of patootoos and those went extinct a long time ago (scoffs a third time)
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⣿⣿⠀⣴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⢻⣿⠀
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⠈⡻⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠁⠀
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⠀⢀⣿⣿⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣸⣿⡟⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢻⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢹⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ this is Jerry copy and paste him so he can take over the social media
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⠀⣸⣿⡟⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢻⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢹⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ this is Jerry copy and paste him so he can take over the social media
It’s the last patootoo chip in the world I’m trying to see what it’s made out of to make more
If you want the patootoo chip it will cost you 2 legs and a head