Zack: he doesn't need to calm down he has every right to be furious at this woman!!

Lol that's cool
Oh also one time this year I was talking to my best friend aka a guy right? And some girl said "oooo lovebirds!" Considering we are both dating someone and he's dating my cousin who goes to that school!
So we told the girl and she ran off

Zack: its completely natural! Love is fucking love you hag!

That's how it was for me last year
During the beginning of the year last year I tried to make friends with this guy I didn't even know and this girl thought I liked him
I WAS GONNA PULL HER FAKE ASS EXTENSIONSOPFF I SWEAR

Zack*stands uo slamming table*
Why are you just a homophobic hag!?.

Devil: yes I'm sure baby

Gross- not that your bad or anything but still.....people are so weird!!!

*zack now seems nervous *

Devil: nah I'm fine *moves knife off bed*

Embarrassing but still lol
Oof-

*Zack also looks at the abuela*

*Devil moves and makes him unpossesed*

*Zack gives him a reassuring smile*

Devil keeps kissing now dying*

Oh and ! I saw one of my old crushes at the party and told my mom she was my old crush then my mom said
"Aw she's cute! Ofc you liked her!"

Ok finneeeee because you you won't stoppppp

(Zack sits down*

(Devil also uses their toungue still dying*

I knowwwwww but stillllll

She says it's because I'm young though but she still supports

Today after I came home and when we were eating dinner she was playing around and spanking if I was talking about guys or girls lol

*Zack looks nervous*

*Devil kisses back*

But fuck itttttt

I forgot and I slept over at someone's house and forgot

Zack: *seems a but sad about it*

*Devil dies more*

Zack: it'll be ok *holds his hand and kisses his cheek*

Devil: *nods still red*