"OLIVER GET OFF MY DRESSER, PENNY GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LAUNDRY BASKET"
I have 2 cats, one a guy named Oliver and the other a girl named Penny
Seems like a good conversion starter, I can imagine people faces now
Devil: do you think we should keep him like this.....he doesn't wanna be here and has gone to extreme measures for it......im worried......*mutters something *