Yeah no my name is just dad.

Erm, well your mother was just called “Mom” and I am just called “Dad”

Sorry for leaving

This hurts my brain

We shouldn’t talk about her right now kiddo.

Heavens no, I don’t cross breed with other animals. I’m a cat with dignity

Uh.. maybe we shouldn’t talk about her kiddo.

*Tired dad noises*

Okay. *Random piñata*

*Puts most of it out* Give your dad a break kiddo

*Sigh* What did I just say. *puts out*

Yes I know, but I just got back from a long day. So please, spare burning people.

Get help from your biological parental unit

That’s a long name.

Call a doctor then

Drink water.

That’s not good

No sweetie, daddy is not in the mood to put out a forest fire

And where is this she girl? *Gets shot gun*

Sure kid, what’s the problem?