Faded:
Aren’t you two the same person anyway?
And if ya care there are plenty of girls
*blinks*
I’m a girl~

Faded:
You get layed with a girl of your choice then tell me that old man

Faded:
Yeah i mean you can be right. You almost had me man . Then you were “joking” because your ancient bones couldn’t handle a round

Fadded:Uh— yes it can be

Faded:
*give a kiss*
Calm down. You’re old as hell so go get layed man.

Faded:
*if physically possible laughs harder*
*probably not breathing and crying..hard*

Faded:
*still laughing*
You— you wouldn’t have been standing there instead breathing down my neck *laughing*
I think you’re just a virgin who’s never had s..x before man! That was hilarious *laughing still*

Awe 😭 o-okay thanks man

Faded:
Pfff-
*laughing*
I think— pfft that was the worst pick of line I’ve ever heard!
*laughing- like cry laughing her ass off*

Faded:
Oh really~
Never met one of those before…~
*she give him a small kiss*
I must be a lucky girl

Faded:
*smiles*
Thanks..I always wanted to be hugged by an actual god…~

Faded:
Squeaks*
Jumps into pyro’s arms*
Ahh thank you..I love you..

Faded:
I’m…not..
Ugh..I want both.
*mumbled into chest*

Faded:
*mumbled and leans her face on her chest*
Mmm…whatever…love you too flame boy…

Faded:
*growls and stomps back standing infront of him, one of her ears on fire*
Ugh, I hate you.

Faded:
*perks ears and T-poses in fire while contours to die*
F___K YOU FIRE B_ST_RD
*angry demon noises*

Faded:
*still storming off into the forest fire*

Faded:
Fine I will.
*gets up and walks into the fire*
FUCKING HOT HEAD
*flips pyro off*
*clearly pissed off*

Awe come back soon
Dad- Z
😘

Ooo~ okay daddy-
Or Z will do <3