L: *patting on Sans' head* Actually you have four, but my timeline was destroyed and then my code has been deleted from the universe, so you have three, hehe...

L: Yeaaahhh... this scarf is from my timeline's you...

L: Uuuuhhh... how I do to say this carefully? Maybe... I'm your son from a pacifist timeline where you and the human finish up together?

"MmHhhM... h4ve y0U doNe som3Th1ng preV1ouslY t0 m4k3 thEM c0me h3rE?"

Depends if that makes your sanity to fall down...

He's too smol to fly yet

You can ask him to try it, in another timeline he absorbed the seven human souls... nobody will remember and you won't do it again, I suppose

L: Ooh fuc-

(Uhhh, whatever you want XD, we're using our mains actually-)

L: ...

Better to not approach to THAT... SIDE...

"I kN0w Ink BuT I h4v3N't taLkeD t0o muCh to Dream..."

(Idk exactly, but currently we're at the beginning of a fight with Ink and Dream lmao)

(:D ✨)

L: ...

L: You're a 'Bun' master heheheheheheheheh
(Fun fact: Line called Sans 'dad')

"D0 yoU kNOw th3M?-"

L: heheheheheheheheh, that was 'Gut' one, dad-

"H3h... h4Ve you seEn wh0 WaS atTaCk1ng us?"

(Yeah! C'mon, join bud :D)