*reaches a tentacle up and pets ur back, trying to calm you a bit*

and you rlly expect me to believe that youre making him stronger? you fucking parasite-

*silently looking between the two of you, watching you bicker*……..

i mean…..hes ur bro, as well as my friend. i dont want any lasting shit between you two- also, i dont feel like cleaning up a body at the moment

calm down, love- *puts a hand on ur shoulder* dont kick his ass, pls. i would appreciate it

seeeee? i told ya itd be fine, crossy road. *smirks*

*her eyes go dark gray in anger* …you wont………..

oh yeaaaaa, thats what it was-

and he said smth abt ‘getting low’?…..and gave me this little card thing. offered to ‘make me feel good’ lol. dude was rlly goin for it- *puts a finger to her chin in thought*

so its not you fighting at all? youre rlly just absolutely pathetic, huh? *puts her hands on her hips and quirks a brow*

its was really just joking-…..well- he got pretty into it…..okay maybe it was a bit more than joking on his part……..well anyway- it was hilarious. and to think he started offering his ‘services’ to me over a bagel-

nuh uh- *snatches guns and grabs your hands w another set of tentacles* not allowed

your bro crossy boi was flirting w me lmfao…….weeelll it was a BIT more than flirting. it was pretty funny, tbh *chuckles a bit*

hey hey whoa there- *snatches gun w tentacle and crushes it* no no. i wont let you- stupid

itll be fiiine, jus trust me

pyyyyyyyrooooooooo~, i havent told ya abt my little chat w your bro yet, have i?

lol you got it hun *nudges your shoulder lazily* dw abt it tho, its fine *the gummy id starting to hit, not much*

NO- *wraps tentacles around rip pulling him back, shes smol but still incredibly strong for her size* are you srsly that much if a coward-??? that you have to use Raz as a means of fighting?? why dont you just fight me on your own-!

naaaahh i wouldn’t let him do that…i’ll explain it to him. i mean, for me it was mostly just jokes, but ill stick up for ya on your part lol. itll be fiiiiiiiiinne~

*biting the hand w tiny fangs that are incredibly sharp* hrrrrrrr-

oh but what if i do? *takes big bite of gummy, speech is muffled* honestly- i thought the whole thing was pretty fuckin hilarious…….i kinda rlly wanna tell him just cuz a’ that