styx: i mean, impressive as it may be, ill still rip it off. with pleasure-

nonono, no- no damaging that part.

styx: ….uuuh……wwhy?

…..just dont. *crosses her arms* thats a good part. *huffs*

styx: pffft- yea yea, im sure its a twelve inch-

*leans over, whispering to them* no its actually twelve inches

styx: *whispering back, wide eyed* wait, rlly-?

*nods, eyes closed* mhm.

styx: *impressed* damn.

right?

styx:…..*deadpan look, unamused* i mean……i can. considering you used that tiny little thing on my little sister. *squints*

*sighs, holding her face* oh my stars….

styx: well, i can gladly do it again. *sadist noises*

no, you cant. ]:/ *sets the arm aside*

styx: *smiles* ‘course! *sets him down*

….you need this back? *still holding the arm*

styx: totally *picks him up easily, rips off his arm and hands it to crow* there! easy

……*staring at the arm* :|

styx: sure *cracks knuckles* which part? :)

styx:…*looks at crow*

*making doe eyes* 🥺

styx:…*sighs, rolling their eyes* no. this one seems to like you, so i wont- plus, if youre anything like me you cant die. so like…theres no point ]:/

yyeeeeyy :>

*looks up* wha- no, i wasnt uncomfy- it was irl that was uncomfy. thats why she- like. tried to wile me from existence. i think she still plans on it soon :,7

styx: yeah, he gets it. it was creepy-

IT WAS NOT >:,[] *smacks their arm again*
and, she wasnt even uncomfy bc of that. she felt weird bc she isnt dating you, and im supposed to BE her, so it was weird- also, your creator is a kid to her, so like- it felt kinda off

….*flops face first on the floor, letting out an upset groan* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhh…..

styx: ….*sighs* how the hell did you two even GET married?? youre way to young, dvmbass. *hands on hips, looks angry*

*muffled* it doesnt matter anymore…nothing matters….im a pathetic asshole….im gonna fvcking kms >:,{

styx: *rolls their eyes* no youre not

i am.

styx: not. *sits next to her* you shouldnt have been married to that ol creep, anyway

*smacks them* shut it. hes not a creep….i love him and you dont get to talk sh!t abt him >:,|

styx:….ugh, fine

oh- ok…bye, i guess…*frowns*

styx: …….*enraged screaming* WHAT THE FUCK

styx:……….*eye twitches, tail slashes*

*sweats* uhhh….iii think you should…like…run maybe-

…*nods, smiling a bit* id like that. if youre okay with it..

styx: *pauses* wait, how old are YOU-?! *points at him accusingly*

…no its not…i didnt want to, ya know…*shuffling her hands nervously*

styx: *starts pacing, her flames getting bigger*

…*looks hurt, tilts her head down*..im sorry…

styx: *still ranting angrily*

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i love how you draw them sm im gonna jshsjjs😭

stux: YOURE FVCKING 16?!?! WHAT- *goes off on a rant about age, angry older sister style*

…*slowly walks towards him* youuuu doin okay…? *worried*

uuuhh…..styyx….meet my…ex-??yeah, ex. *awkward shuffling*

styx:……..wait, yOURE THE DIVORCE-?!

…yes? •_•;

*looks up from the floor*…..oooh…heyyy, pyroooo…..*awkward smile*

styx:…..whats going on here? *tilts head*

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