be my child

okay thats fine sweetie you can stay home

yes
*adopts*

good night ❤️

okay darling just stay home then, but lock the doors and be good.

good child

yes! the whole thing. eat. the. pan.

okay i posted an anime with the breakfast

dont worry about it sweethert
do you want some breakfast?

*shoots monster*

be nice to my child

*shoots closet*

okay love uh, im proud of you.
but we have to get you checked out to see if you have rabies..

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