How long did it take you to learn how to draw hands? 🧐

I actually have no fucking clue 💀🤚

Fire 🤚

Well do i have news for you-

Isnt this an actual food 😭
Where they cut up th squid while its alive and then js serve it
Right after it was killed so the tentacles are like- im overthinking it but it looks sick asf 👍

Aww

Ice king 😭

Relatable

Im not mad its more of js a confusion as to why

Part of me wants to know what changed but i also dont think i wanna know 🥲

In conclusion im a dumbass
Never expect anything to big out of me cause ill fuck it up sm how 😭😂

I ran down the stairs broke my ankle and got surgery for it-
i have those scars
Mind that i was told specifically before i ran down the stairs
DONT
RUN
DOWN
THE
FUCKING
STAIRS
But i still did

Dw lil child of mine when i was 6 i broke my arm trying to get a sticker off the fucking wall cause it was to high

Id be a horrible parent 🗿.
Be havin to tell my kid about the dumbest shit ive done

Like you have cool stories i have fuckin
OH YEAH DID YOU KNOW I WATCHED MY FRIEND STRIP ON A FLAG POLE AT SCHOOL-
🥲

I just remember the one that wore the mask thats it (i legit know nothing abt piggy)

i think we have different ideas of cool cause me telling my kid i was an e kitten when i was 11 aint smth im proud of 😭

Stay strong soldier

I do not have a proud history to tell mine 💀👍

War stories lol
(Not actually but yk)