I may be a Gril but the only think I can cook you up is some slaps (please don't take it offensively, I can't help myself, this counts as a joke in my country π)
It will be a bear hug that'll break your ribs >;(
So go get yourself checked out and take care of yourself or I'll hack your location and address >;(
Then I'll come there myself with a gun to threaten you to take care of yourself>;(
Got it?