ohw my gah

I am legally obligated to say meow back. meow.

<THIS IS NOT A HYPERBOLE>
YOU MADE THE LOCAL CHILOTA EXPLODE. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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I NEVER IMPLIED IT WASN'T. |

INIT() FAIL_SAFE.

<|>
STANDSTILL._ INSTANTIATE.

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WHAT AN ABSTRUSE AND OBSCURE CONUNDRUM. //

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LOGGE WOULD BE PROUD. SO PROUD THAT IF THEIR DELIGHTFULNESS WAS CONVERTED TO LIGHT IT WOULD BLIND EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING IN THE UNIVERSE. _INIT()

<THIS IS NOT A HYPERBOLE>
ITS NOT EXAGGERATED ENOUGH. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GALACTIC LEVEL THREAT.

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IL_ARTIFACT./

YOUR PROFICIENCY IN HYPERBOLES SEEMS RATHER QUESTIONABLE. IN LIGHT OF THIS APPARENT DEFICIENCY, I WONDER WHETHER YOUR GRASP OF SUCH HYPERBOLIC NUANCES IS TRULY ADEQUATE. THEY BURNT THE BURRITO.

߶\\\ VERY GOOD. CONTINUE MOTION.

STOPMOTION. \

THIS IS A FINITE OPPOSITION. /

<THIS IS NOT A HYPERBOLE>
WHO MESSED UP MY ORDER!? I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR MY WHITE RICE PINTO BEAN EXTRA CHICKEN EXTRA GUACAMOLE AND EXTRA CHEESE. I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS BURRITO 3 HOURS AGO. YOU HEAR THAT? ITS RAW. BETTER DEAD THEN COLD.

PIGEON. /

CLASS PIGEON {
CONSTRUCTOR(NAME, COLOR) {
THIS.NAME = NAME;
THIS.COLOR = COLOR;
THIS.AGE = 0;
}

AGEONEYEAR() {
THIS.AGE += 1;
CONSOLE.LOG(`${THIS.NAME} IS NOW ${THIS.AGE} YEARS OLD.`);
}

DISPLAYINFO() {
CONSOLE.LOG(`PIGEON NAME: ${THIS.NAME}, COLOR: ${THIS.COLOR}, AGE: ${THIS.AGE}`);
}
}

CLASS PIGEONFLOCK {
CONSTRUCTOR() {
THIS.FLOCK = [];
}

FLOCK**
ADDPIGEON(PIGEON) {
THIS.FLOCK.PUSH(PIGEON);
CONSOLE.LOG(`${PIGEON.NAME} HAS JOINED THE FLOCK.`);
}

DISPLAYFLOCK() {
CONSOLE.LOG("CURRENT FLOCK:");
THIS.FLOCK.FOREACH(PIGEON => PIGEON.DISPLAYINFO());
}
}

CONST PIGEON1 = NEW PIGEON("FLUFFY", "GRAY");
CONST PIGEON2 = NEW PIGEON("SPEEDY", "WHITE");

CONST MYFLOCK = NEW PIGEONFLOCK();
MYFLOCK.ADDPIGEON(PIGEON1);
MYFLOCK.ADDPIGEON(PIGEON2);

PIGEON1.AGEONEYEAR();
PIGEON2.AGEONEYEAR();
MYFLOCK.DISPLAYFLOCK();

Yet again, she deceives another victim.

…well that’s not fair.

# INITIALIZE THE QUANTUM TOASTER
QUANTUM_TOASTER = "ACTIVATED"
# FUNCTION TO CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF UNICORNS IN A RAINBOW
DEF UNICORNS_IN_RAINBOW(RAINBOW_COLORS):
IF RAINBOW_COLORS == "INFINITE":
RETURN "TOO MANY UNICORNS"
ELSE:
RETURN LEN(RAINBOW_COLORS) * 42
# LOOP THROUGH SPAGHETTI CODE AND PRINT THE RESULTS
FOR NOODLE IN RANGE(10):
PRINT("NOODLE NUMBER:", NOODLE)
IF NOODLE % 2 == 0:
PRINT("EVEN NOODLE, ADDING MARSHMALLOWS!")
ELSE:
PRINT("ODD NOODLE, SUBTRACTING RAINBOWS!")
# CREATE A VARIABLE THAT HOLDS THE MEANING OF LIFE
MEANING_OF_LIFE = "42"
# CALL THE FUNCTION WITH A NONSENSICAL ARGUMENT
PRINT(UNICORNS_IN_RAINBOW("BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE"))
# FINAL OUTPUT FROM THE TOASTER
PRINT("TOASTING COMPLETE! ENJOY YOUR QUANTUM TOAST WITH A SIDE OF CONFUSION.")