D: no it just confuses me. Like idk when ur literal and when ur not.

D: Mf. *He stole moons hat*

D: Why r u so hard to scare??

D: *He stood up*

Dm: I'm making cookies later if u want some

D: Mom. Why wouldn't I want cookies?

Dm: idk.

D:... *He dissapeared, teleporting by moon* BOO!

D: *He fell face first to the floor*

Dd: Hun, u broke him.

Dm: ..... Well shit.

Dd: Yes.

Dm: *She pet Dexter on the head like a cat*

D: *He purred, squeeking*

Dm: Exactly.

Dd: did u come up with a comeback?

D: Uhhh.. No.

Dd: Damn.

Dm: I'm just glad your alright, pumpkin.

D: Booty cheeks.

D: That could be a lie! I'm going to my parents house! *He shouted to moon, before dissapearing, and appearing at his parents house* I got harassed.

Dm/Dexter's mom: You alright? What happened?

D: uhhhhhh... someone threatened to shave me while I was sleeping

Dd/Dexter's dad: damn.

[Idk what they look like yet, but I'll draw them tomorrow maybe :]]

D: I can't sleep at all here due to u now! *He shouted for moon to hear him*

D: Annnnnd I hate u now. Never seeing u again. Goodbye. *He walked off*

D: Maybe u stfu u half black half white ass zebra.

*He snapped, removing the paint from only himself* Hah.. You're Clifford the dog now! *He laughed more*

D: *He pulled out the red paint, appearing behind moon and dumping the entire tub of paint on moon, laughing*

[I didn't even notice man]

D: *He dissapeared*

D:... *He ran*

D: .... Alr?..

*He casually fell asleep*

Apple sauce.

Huh

Huh