Rz: *He walked over to Static on all fours, circling around them*

Rz: Ur hot asf.

Rz: Actually. I'm too lazy. *He snapped, a fully functional body for Static appearing in front of him, taking the chip out the phone and putting it into Statics body* Sup.

Rz: can I make u a body of ur own that looks exactly to ur design rn??

Rz: Awe man... can u come out of the phone?

Rz: Awe man.. *He casually licked the phone* can u feel that?

Rz: *He pet the phone* can u feel that?

Rz: you're hot.

Rz: Yeah.

Rz: Oh! *He picked up the phone* idk what just happened.

Rz: Oh.

Rz: do I need to be less weird??- I'm sorry..

Rz: Damn-

Rz: this guy is autistic.

Rz: wtf.

Rz: Bark.

[Idk who those Bing bongs are 🥰]

Rz: *He put his voice box back in*

Rz: *He shoved his hand down moons throat, ripping out his voicebox*

Rz: He's hot, that's for sure. *He whispered to Moon*