hey uhh riptide do you mind if I just have a taste of that goop?

riptide can I eat that maybe

hey riptide can I eat that

( eats grape goo )

GUYS GUYS THERE STILL HERE
ITS ONE OF THE POPULAR PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE THE MISTER MAN OR WHATEVER MINERMAN GANG POPULAR POPULAR

breakdance

poker game

bro why is there a blank post on my page what a waste of space

we’re using poker chips

i dare riptide to try breakdancing

I mean ( sip ) it does taste like grape juice
and I loooovvvee grape juice

( gets a broom and sweeps the body under his bed )

hide it

loloolollllolloolollol

( realizes what he’s done )
oh uh..
( Rick teleports in )
MORTY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO!?
HEY HEY- I AINT MORTY
MORTY WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE GARAGE MEESEEKS IS DRUNK
UH OKAY?
( teleports away )

( reveals tentacle hands and enlarges them )
AHAHAHAHA
( baps her into the concrete floor )

SUPERHERO SLAP ( equips a infinity gauntlet and slaps her as hard as he can )

PROFESSIONAL SLAP ( slaps with a suit on )

NEVER

SCIENTIST SLAP
( puts on scientific gloves )
( applys some gel )
BAP ( slaps )