your literally just the mosquito in the room at all times arent you?

🎶this is weirdddd🎶
-bill wurtz ☂️

can I rp with him?

turnip

goofy ahh fuckin back

I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIMMMM :0
I want his name to be Turnip

bye bye

okay good because you forgot to take the key * gets in and starts driving * also I have no idea where we are going

day 149, the kitty uprising continues.

cocaine

hehe.. yeah * regrows leg * now can I have my van back?

fine I like you.

I mean I might be…….

well it’s not like I’m into you or anything…

YEAH

NO U WERE SO CLOSE TO 200

go away

bros talking to a none existent fandom

NOOOO I JUST WANTED A GIRLFRIEND
meh * calls someone *
hey crisis can you pick me up?
yeah yeah stop eating people and all..
just pick me up in my Tesla
kk..

* blood drips from mouth * you wanna eat or???