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Damn your generally not funny man
What are random medication off the floor called?
My prescription
Damn your generally not funny man
What do you call water with more hoes than a farmers barn?
Riptide
Ohio is where they grow potato’s
And we don’t need anymore of those
because we need to focus on making clothes
.
I got my tea in a Kettle
and my biscuits are little
And they taste a bit better
Than a sweater
.
Siping Sour lemonade
While I sit in the shade
Putting on jade
.
Tada
The Lorax,
He hates that damn axe
Cutting down trees without tax
And those are just the facts
.
BD
And that’s why we all go to therapy sessions
Because most people question
Life truly can teach a lesson
.
:D
Man if only you were just here w/ me irl
I just made three of my family members break into tears laughing
Anyway
Hmmmm
*she reached for the baby and held the small boy close. Smiling at him; her horns flicked up and down.*
“Hiya baby boy.”
*she spun around in her new summer dress. Looks exactly like her old turtle neck. Just better for warm weather. With no back.*