*barb was smiling as she sat on the bed, Fifi’s unconscious and bleeding out body lay sprawled out on the floor.*

“Hello my love”
*she hugged him and smiled at artsy*
“..y’know you can always go to one of those er, smash therapy places, where they hand you a bat and you pay to break things..? They always help me”

*there was a muffled screamed and a loud thud.*
(MWAHAHAHAHA. She ded >3)

FiFi: hush, bitch. I’ma win someday

“Does everyone in the household need anger management?”
*fifi casually walking in.*

“Watch me”
*she winked and teleported away*

“Hiss”
*she walked away to probably go kill fifi.*

Barb: “make me..and if you ever do that again.. I won’t hesitate to kill her” :3

FiFi: *walks off to go play smash bros, so she can get better and beat him.*

“Yeah and I’m a pro a flirting, but you got me good.”
*she smiled and hid her face in her hands.*

FiFi: BALLER

Barb: “ooooooooooooooh”

*she blushed and smiled.*
“Well that was smooth..nice one…”

“So, how are you?”
*she smiled.*

“..you okay..?”

FiFi: noothing

*she rubbed his back and rested her head in the crane of his neck*
“..you’re a wonderful..bossy..and charming person…okay..?”

*she hugged him*
“.. you’re not a failure..shh..don’t leave okay..?”

*she frowned*
“..please don’t leave…inky..?”

*she flinched away when he yelled and covered her horns.*