* literally body slams riptide*

MAMA MIA, YOU FORGOT I BALDED HIM!!

* literally balds riptide*

OH-A, I HAVE SCISSORS..!!

* beats riptide half to death*

YOU-A DISEESPECTFUL FUCKER!! YOUR-A GETTING IT TO. * beats with belt harder *

* beats with a belt *

DONT-A COMPLAIN!!

IM-A CUTTING YOUR PAY, AND INSTEAD GIVING YPU PINK SAUCE!!

YOUR-A DENIED TO GO TO COLLEGE!!

IM-A TAKING IT FOR WHEN YOU ARE!!

* TAKES COLLEGE DIPLOMA *

NOONE-A IS GOING TO SAVE YOU NOW, BITCH!!

NOW-A, ARE YOU BUYING A PIZZA OR ORDERING ONE..!?!?

* BEATS WITH A BELT *

THATS-A IT, WHERES MY BELT..

YOUR-A MAMA NEEDS TO-A LEARN DISCIPLINE!!!

I-A FUCKING HAVE A GUN!! IM-A NOT AFRAID TO USE IT..!!

YOU-A THOUGHT RIGHT!!!

MOTHER-A FUCKER, THAT-A WAS ME!!