what- uhhh what are Pilpus?

* nom om nom * oh what are those little furry things there

oooo floor pepporoni * om nom om nom *

one sec
pizza monster- * KABOOM *
oh my staff did it
yey problem solved

we back in the mines

uhhh minecraft

hey

slay

PRAISE DA LORD

YES IVE FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER MURDER DRONES WATCHER

its like the meme where they say “ just buy a new one “ then they say “okay!” sarcastically then they put a new phone on the conveyor scan theyre credit card then the cashier says “ credit card declined “ then they look at the other person sadly

oh hey look theres thorn- * KABLOOEY *oh fuck

* waves at spamton but with the staff in his hand * hey spamto- * BOOM the staff fucking explodes spamton *

* he puts his hand out and the staff speeds over to his hand but he forgets to grab it so it just hits him in the stomach * AUUUGHHAUUGHAGHAUGH im only still learning it as you can see

WAIT DONT DO THAT- * tree gets consumed by the staff *

here play with it
* throws it at him *

i have the odyssey staff
ill vaporise you if you get any closer

what happened

reminds me of a sign near a cafe in my hometown
“We Put The LUSH in Slushie!”

hey dude do you got like a minecraft account or smth because if you do i wanna know the user my user is pandakaboom0