NO * picks her up with mahgicahl furce *

* shrugs *

* throws away stupid suit *
wdym u guys?
im probably the only one
hayden: yeah uh im not in for that * walks home in the snow *
finley and mike: yeah lets go * they both walk off *
huh

here * throws a jacket in her face *
put that on

Well, we are asking if you would like a nice cup of tea because we are some kind british chaps.
mike: well im phillipeno-
SHUT THE FUCK UP

* they catch her and pin her down *
* finley stands infront of her and takes a deep breath
finley: Hello mad’am, would you like to share a lovely cup o’ tea with us?
* they suddenly all have suits and monocle’s and they are drinking tea *

THEYRE RUNNING * the van busts through the garden window and starts chasing her *

* hayden looks out the window *
hayden: AYO THERES SOMEONE IN ARE GARDEN
HUH
finley: WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE * pulls out ak47 *
GUYS CALM DOW-
mike: EXTERMINATE * equips chicken gun *
mike

( they continue to complain )
SHUT THE FUCK UP
( everyone turns silent )
I OWN THIS HOUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT

* van alarm going off *
hayden: BRO
finley: BRO WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE VAN INTO THE HOUSE WHEN YOU MESS UP GETTING A GIRLFRIEND
mike: YOU INTERRUPTED XBOX NIGHT
* continuous complaints as funky town plays on the broken radio *

* drives away and slams through a brick wall *

okay * gets in van and slams head on the steering wheels horn * the van: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

so who are you? and why are you looking so hot for some reason
put on something normal

no nevermind im just gonna stick with my furry creatures ( i forgot there name )

I HAVE MORE DOGS * points ak to basement * oh wait that sounds weird

*pulls out ak47* NO I CAN MAKE ANOTHER

yes
🥺
👉👈

YEAH THE DOG WAS MY BROTHER
MY DAD BANGED A DOG

YOOO YOUR USERNAME IS MY CATCHPHRASE