* muffled * so i can do things that take time quicker * cough cough * oh fuck theres sand in my mouth * arises from the sand again but in beach clothes * oh wow i havent seen a beach in a while, ive been living in space for a long time
THAT WAS A JOKE
I JUST WATCHED A SMOSH VIDEO ON
“me and my roomate switch morning routines”
and one of them trolls the other by saying “ and then after my shower i staple my balls to the floor “