well has he travelled the universe 7 times and blown up planets and maybe lived there for 99999999 something days?

THATS JUST A HUMAN FORM
NOT YOUR REAL FORM
SO YOUR STILL TECHNICALLY HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD

and you date people?
PEDO

arent you hundreds of years old pyro?

man your an old man

pyro is like hundreds of years old and he dates people younger then him so you you can technically call him a pedo and old man

well i have a girlfriend so you can kiss wellington
Wellington: Huh?

YOU promised my son free Robux!

( ima go )

no because moon rock has no oxygen inside of it

moon rock because this is my dads house

wha- bruh * throws him in a closet and locks it* СМЕРТЬ ТЫ СУКИН СЫН!

СМЕРТЬ ТЫ СУКИН СЫН!! * keeps on slamming *

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE DO YOU HAVE PLOT ARMOUR?

* stops *
Wellington: Hey! Do you have any spare wires?
what- why?
Wellington: I broke my eye!
oh yeah- in the cupboard!
Wellington: Thanks!
okay
* starts slamming him on the ground again *

AND YOUR GONNA BE DYING TOO SOON * repeatedly slams him on the ground *

HEY * slams him on the ground * ONLY I CAN STRANGLE HER

* eats the piplu *
that- ew i probably should of taken the hair off

WHAT? IS THAT PIPLU A POTTY MOUTH? KILL HIM

just kill the piplu
but if it talks im not letting you