oh
* opens mouth *
get in

oh now i have you * reads mind * oh…
lots of people i can kill? is that right?

hmm then why am i getting that? oh its a 14 year old girl in the room next to us

actually the different dimension is actually a dream place for anyone
and since i can read minds your dream place would be…
lots and lots of milkshakes with lots of hot boys? what?

* closes mouth * get trolled

* his mouth opens as wide as a person and you see a white glowing void inside his throat * its time to come home tuffy

no
if i eat something they are sent to a different dimension

i think i ate that closet a earlier

uhhh, some guy called Jake, a skeleton in a blue jacket, and a jester.

well for breakfast i ate some cheerios, then for lunch i ate a subway sandwich.

he smells like caralina reapers * eats the piplu * i eat things if they taste good
plus that spanish piplu needed to go

* the piplu releases a spicy taste from its fur that makes it harder to be killed by predators *
OOOi smell carolina reapers

:( im sorry my ways of making things look better are weird

hello nattuli

they are actually very clean

so they aren’t actually disgusting at all

the cosmic portal inside my throat
basically they go inside the portal then when they come out they are mutated into a better version of themselves

he also speaks spanish now
Ultra Piplu: hola mi señora, te ves muy bien en esta linda noche.

trust the process * you see his throat vibrating and he spits out the piplu, but the piplu looks like he is naturally rainbow and way cuter then before * see? i am the only being capable of making life form quickest

* eats the piplu *