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  mike

Weird Human

Adwian: WELL WELL WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN
OH FUCK I THINK I LEFT THE UNIVERSE DIVIDER IN HIS UNIVERSE
Adwian: YOU WEFT ME IN DA VOID TO DAI!
NO GET AWAY

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

you were becoming giant and evil so i didnt know if you would be mad when you came back

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  mike

Weird Human

* adrian jumps to his tail and grabs it and yanks him onto the ground *

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  mike

Weird Human

alright you guys go do your thing while i sleep * snoooore weeeeooo *

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  mike

Weird Human

* he lands ontop of spamtus little brother * OHH FUCK IM SO SORRY

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  mike

Weird Human

* the slit fully closes and they see a dot approaching at high speeds * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  mike

Weird Human

* they wait a long minute but then his head pokes out * IM GONNA HAVE TO LAND BACK OUT ON EARTH, SO IT MIGHT BE LOUD BUT THE LONG FALL BOOTS WILL STOP ME FROM DYING * he goes back in and they start to see the slit slowly close *

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  mike

Weird Human

ok * starts to walk out but they see him immediately get sucked in *

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  mike

Weird Human

ok- im gonna go and close the slit in his forehead

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  mike

Weird Human

my long fall boots have very good grip, but if ive ever played portal, that the cut will immediately try sucking me in, and i will let it do that, and then i will hold onto the crack in time, and close it off with my time divider by taking 2 parts of the universe and clogging the hole up.

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  mike

Weird Human

i can close the hole, but ill have to sacrifice my universe divider.

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  mike

Weird Human

WAIT IF I GO INTO SPACE THROUGH THAT HOLE THATS A RIP IN TIME SO I CAN SHOOT A GIANT BEAM THROUGH THE HOLE AND TEAR HIS WHOLE FACE OPEN
ITS GONNA BE GROSS AND VERY BLOODY BUT ITS WORTHIT

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  mike

Weird Human

did i ever tell you that ive gone into space before?

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  mike

Weird Human

* looks at her with a dead expression *
…uhhh

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  mike

Weird Human

wait you know the hole in his head?
maybe i jump in, then i use my slime to consume his body from the inside

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  mike

Weird Human

alright guys, the plan is i have no fucking idea

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  mike

what happened to everyone?

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  mike

if i jump on theyre head and taze the hole then they would be defeated technically

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  mike

i like how you included that hes short

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