I HAVE A GUN

i plan on opening a tear in the universe so i can access my oldest forms

:()

am good

ok
IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKIN LEGS
* crack *

why u here i thought you left for a year

henlo

oh

alright you dude that just tried running away from me
IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKIN’ LEGS SO YOU CANT RUN AWAY

( hilarious )

bruh its just a video on my phone
* his arm bends over to him and drags him back over *

so i can SHOVE MY FUCKING DICK UP URASHOLE

and im looking for a female

im about eight centimeters tall, a little bit chubby, and a little bit hairy

i said
hello there, my name is harry the hamster

https://youtu.be/QwU8j2_6IOI

https://youtu.be/QwU8j2_6IOI

* waves *

henlo

ok