* pets little samu * calm down little guy

he might start talking spanish so yeah

its stick on * puts it on little samus back *
it shouldnt hurt
its fur friendly and very tiny even tinier than his palm dude

bruh let me put a translator on little samu

i only know the days and years not months

TELL ME

uhhh

so like

ok

month? date?

wdym?

DUDE HER BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY

her birthday would be..hmmm let me think…GOT IT
Thursday June 26, 2008.

well then when was she born

so when is tuffys birthday

little samu

bye bye
* eats the crack in time he used to throw fake into the abyss *

nah stfu man * throws fake samu into the abyss *

WAIT A MINUTE IF THATS THE REAL SAMU THEN I CAN KILL YOU

shut the fuck up guys or ill send you to the abyss