SAM I KNOW YOU CAN REVIVE SPAMTU STOP PLAYING WITH ME

sam*

ive been trying to get samu to get them back to life

wb

ima go

they could try being friends again
she should atleast try to be friends with him again * cuts off a bit of the intestine and puts it in a tube *

yeah * puts the other zombie on a metal table you can wheel around * it’s because shes not friends with Spamtu anymore * rips out some of the zombies intestines *

yeah ive not seen her try to kill anyone recently * throws the zombie in a chamber *

ok uhh this dude is like 20 feet more then i expected its like we just cut down a tree * they both drag the zombie into a lab *

ok * walks with him to another part of the forest * they usually hide behind trees so-
Lurker: RAAAAAUUUUUUGHGHGUGHGHGHG
WHAT THE * tazes it down onto the ground until it passes out * uhhh just so we know its passed out * tazes it again * yep definitely

well this guy looks like hes ready for autopsy * puts zombie in a body bag * thats your first kill ever! * writes it down * yay

SHOOT IT DEAD QUICK AND YES THEY CAN HEAR

i forgot to mention they have no eyes

okay * takes it *
NORMAL ZOMBIE: RAAAUGHFHFHHFSIRNFICMC * runs at jake full speed *

and sign the death waver * throws a pen and a death waver at him *

ok * gives jake an AK47 * go fetch me a zombie with really long limbs called Lurkers they grow to about 15 feet tall * throws him into a really moldy and grassy place * you can find them here in sector B

oh then jake do you wanna join

* clicks pen *

do you wanna join * brings out a death waver and a pen * clicky clicky click

* eats the diamonds * mmmm yum yum also i opened a group called the UNI and you have to contain a zombie species but you have to sign a death waver before you join