whats the thing? i forgot

nah not actually * he jumps out * this was the present * the thing shes always wanted since shes met him is in there *

the present was me!

* he slowly rises out of the present * hello

oh yeah i forgot * takes out a different gift and the box is giant * this is for u

intrusive thoughts

nah im just kidding its my new body pil- OKAY- lets open another present * throws it away *
hayden: HEY >:[ I SPENT MONEY ON THAT BODY PIL-
SHUT THE FUCK UP

* opens it * omg its 4 dead dogs

okay lets open da biggest one first

ok do u wanna open presents with me?

so let me tell you all the ages of the people here
adrian maidment is 10
mike is 16
but his other form called talons is 200
i am 15
finley is 16
hayden is 14
and WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-
George: im george
oh i remember you
George: yeah, im george. Im 16.

space people its fine theyre friendly
finley: we also brought games
talons: hgggr * picks up a controller with root *
Adrian Maidment: so, how have you been?
WOAH WHAT YOUR HERE?
Adrian Maidment: uhhh..yeah?
YOUR IN YOUR 2D FORM
Adrian Maidment: YEAH

okay * they both go inside *
all his friends: HEY DUDE
hayden: mike is in his worm form
Talons: hhgggrrr

ok just a warning there’s alot of guys there and they mostly are 14 - 15 or 16 years old so just a warning cuz i dont want you getting up to any busniess

ok * they start flying into space and land on a giant piece of land with a mansion on it * this is the headquarters

if you kill riptide he drops a tide armour trim which u can apply to armour with a smithing table

YES IVE ALWAYS WANTED A RAINBOW NECKLACE * puts it on *
do u wanna go to my party

okay * opens it *

a toy fish! oh yeah its my birthday today i gotta head the space headquarters soon

bro what i can get that from a dollar store- nvm * goes shuffling through his boxes * ahah! * puts something in the present box * o p e n