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  mike

It’s my birthday today

happy birthday
sugmaikock

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Ahah.. I love having bad days

𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍, π’π’‚π’Šπ’… π’ƒπ’‚π’„π’Œ 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π’„π’‰π’Šπ’π’ π’„π’π’Žπ’‡π’π’“π’•π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 π‘¨π’π’Šπ’Žπ’† π‘΄π’‚π’Œπ’†π’“

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  mike

Weird Human

( gn )

2 years ago   Reply
  mike

Weird Human

jake is crying like a baby
jake stop being emotional its just a wedding

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

alright technically this part is after we kissed

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

ok * nang nang nang * i * nang * mmmm i am full
Georgie: OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU JUST ATE THE WHOLE BUFFET
Adrian Maidment: atleast we still have drinks
WAIT THERES DRINKS * drinks all the drinks *
mmm tasty
Georgie: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHY DID YOU TELL HIM!?

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

alright im done
Adrian Maidment: YOUVE EATEN EVERYTHING
I WAS HUNGRY
GEORGIE: MORE LIKE HANGRY

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

alright lets get married now * they suddenly teleport to a wedding place and everyone including jake, samu, and all the people she met at the party *
yay we here now ooo a buffet * nom nom nom nom nom *
georgie: DUDE STOP EATIN ALL THE FOOD
* NOM NOM NOM NOM *

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

we gone into the future

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

* camera starts circling around him * cuz im only human after all
im only human after all
dont put the blame on me
alright im done with my joke now
lets go back to when im 15 and ur 16

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

because
its now your 19th birthday
im now 18

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

* literally travels through time * weeeeee

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

I'm gonna die guys.

i drink water like a REAL MAN

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

WHAT * blushes *

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

so your choice my way or your way

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

mike

well im not a woman
so idk

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

i mean the way where u dont take a piece of my slime and you put in your dna then i mold it into are own child
i mean the 9 months way

2 years ago   Reply (2)
  mike

Weird Human

nah nah nah you need to choose because i wanna do the one when you make a child in the long form way

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

which way
i take some slime off my body and you put in some of your hair for dna
or the other way to make a child…

2 years ago   Reply (1)