I GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY
* throws a bunch of futuristic stuff from different universes hes entered *
LOOK I GOT THE JCJENSON PEN
THE PEN
ITS THE FUCKIN PENNNN
LOOK LOOK LOOK ITS LONG FALL BOOTS THEY MAKE IT SO YOU CANT BREAK YOUR LEGS WHEN YOU JUMP OFF A BUILDING TO KILL YOURSELF
* throws them at his head *
* CLONK *