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  mike

Weird Human

what you want some?

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

yeah its a type of fish
very vicious and bloodthirsty
i think this one is a vampire eel

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

* teleports to tuffy * fancy some eel? i ate the lobster while teleporting here

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

we used a lighter and a black marker to get your tail back to be flaming

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  mike

Weird Human

perfect
good as new

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  mike

Weird Human

ok * gives marker and lighter to him *

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  mike

Weird Human

yeah sure i have more at home

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  mike

Weird Human

ok well i have a lighter maybe we could light the end of his tale

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  mike

Weird Human

ah ok * puts lobster on a plate and some fried eel on another * fancy some eel or lobster?

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  mike

Weird Human

tell me * continues cooking *

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  mike

Weird Human

OH NO HES TURNING EVIL QUICKLY WE NEED TO COOK THE EEL AND EAT IT * frantically sets up a cooker and starts boiling the lobster and cutting up the eel *

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  mike

Weird Human

* puts the eel on samus head * wow look its sucking his blood

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  mike

Weird Human

this fish is very small though definitely not good for a full meal but you could boil it for some taste
OOOO we got a lobster here * pulls out a spear and stabs it and puts it in a bucket with water in it *
ohohohoh is that an eel come here naughty boi cmere boi * stabs it * we got em but hes still alive

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

* literally just grabs a random fish out of the river * ohohohoh hello my slimy friend
a tasty snack looks about 12cm

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

alright * they go down to the river * the reason i gone here was to go fishing
i got like 4 fishing rods
im gonna see if i can find like a 25cm fish because thats the legal size for them to be eaten
maybe i can find a eel because they taste good

2 years ago   Reply (1)
  mike

Weird Human

i go fishing there i know the trail

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  mike

Weird Human

so why were u in the forest?

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  mike

Weird Human

* goes over to tuffy * tuffy?

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