oh then one of the chicken nuggets must be raw
you can sue the people who made the food
unless it was your mom/dad

WHY ITS FUCKING FOOD POISONING DO YOU WANT TO BE VOMITING CONSTANTLY

you probably just have food poisoning

always remember to get jiggy
jiggle those sacks

trolololollol
* dances in tallness *

he uses gravity magic

hello

sleep now
sleep
oooooooo
im hypnotizing u
i command you to sleep
and the codeword to wake you up is “big monkey dicks”

if you are not nice to me bad things may happen

but it feels like you hate me
you dont want to rp with me or do anything
im just supposed to be some guy that just says “ok” and random jokes in the comment section

i cant even show my feelings to you and try fixing certain things
my respect for you has been depleting day after day
and now its gone

this is how you make me feel
https://youtu.be/kXMwZNRiPe0

* everyone turns quiet * * wispers * alright now tell them

okay uhm * grabs a crown * put this on and * they teleport to the castle and theres a giant crowd of slime people * scream at them to not destroy the planet

so can you be the queen

cuz i dont have a voice scary enough for them to stop
you can scream like a fucking drill sergeant

well you kinda have too because the galactic kingdom plans on destroying earth

would you like the be the queen of the galaxy
and ill be the king which i already am

ACTUALLY * comes out of water *

ok well thats the only thing in here except his skin
ima leave * falls into the water and disappears *