u wanna see

its already hatched

u excited or sad

i owe you 10$ now
it has a child in it

i bet 10$ she will say the thing you said she would say
hello tuffy
i found an egg

can i show her

then what if i said there was a child inside of it

what do u think tuffys reaction will be to the egg

ok

same

uhhh what

i choked on watermelon

a watermelon

i almost died

okay * puts it in the room * done
now this conversation is done i guess
this is done
yep yep
definitely

oh yeah i remember i stole all the stuff jake had from when he was a baby
then i made a baby room for the future for me and tuffy
so we can use the new baby room
( totally not making excuses to figure out where to put the baby )

wait is it cracking
OH FUCK
OH FUCK
ITS HATCHING
DO SOMETHING QUICK

yeah uh it’s indestructible

idk what the kid will look like though
so * slam dunks the egg into a basketball basket *

because the egg was basically invisible
he also used it to play a game of football
he won