Fine 19

Huh…

Wow

Twenty five thank you

Did I ask?!?!?

And..?

In my defense you started it

It would be a great day if you accidentally used a glue stick instead of a Chapstick.

When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?

Sorry I didn’t know what you look like irl sorry I’ve never met you. Glad I didn’t btw

Let me tell you. If I don’t answer you the first time, what makes you think the next 25 will work?

Why are you rolling your eyes? Looking for your brain?

Somewhere tree is producing oxygen for you. I’m sorry for it.

I don't want to rain on your parade! I'd rather summon a typhoon.

I'd smack you, but I'm against animal abuse.

If I was on a deserted island with you and a tin of corned beef, I’d rather eat you and talk to the corned beef.

didn't mean to offend you, but I'll take the additional perk.

Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing the privilege.

I love what you've done with your hair. How'd you get it to come out of your nose like that?

Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?