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Zaida: “Ok! Hold him real quick!”
*She grabbed some random chips out of nowhere*
“There you go :3”

Zaida: “Mhm!”
*She continued to eat grass. Then started choking*
“HDUSHSHS-!!!”

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Zaida: “It was awkward! And I was running out of ideas.”
*Stares at the baby, thinking.*
“Do we feed him chips? Or I could breast feed, I…have done it before :)…..”

Zaida: “Mn- want some grass..?” *Shows him grass lol-*

SCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH YESHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHA

Zaida: “I did not know what to do after that! AND HE IS EATING HIS HAND JESUS-!!”
*Starts panicking*

Zaida: “:(…..”
*Eats grass*

HRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRRHRHHR YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zaida: “We did do it and I had fun! Hmph!” (Obviously jk-)
*Stares at da onion not knowing what to do*
“WHAT DO I FEED THE BABY ONION!?”

*She got up and stared at him, crossing her arms and looking mad* “Hmph! I am not that ugly!”

HEJEJEJDHHDHDDHDH YESSSSS!!!! DA ONION-

Zaida: “I AM THE MOTHER!!”
*She looked at the baby onion and didn’t know what do do*
“….Chips!!”

Zaida: *She made a Little Noise as she quickly started crawling away*

Zaida: *Still acting dead- while shaking a bit in fear- :{*

NPPPPPPP!!!! BUT HE SO CUTE, I CANT😭🤚🏻

Zaida: “…hmmm…”
*Grabs da baby and runs*
“MINE!”

Zaida: *Sticks her tongue out, then purposely stopped breathing.*

Zaida: “E-…” *She covered her nose and blushed a bit. Then laid on her back, pretending to be dead*

HES SO FUCKING CUTEEEE!!!! I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!

Zaida: “Good job puking on Spamton!”

Zaida: “Mn-!!” *She quickly backed up- then stared at him and became angry again.* “>:(….”

Zaida: *She crawled away lol-*

Zaida: “Owh-!” *Her eyes lit up as she rolled around.* “Yey!!! I am freeeee!!!!”

Zaida: “…..” *Bites his neck* “Nom-!” *CRY*

Zaida: “Eep-!” *She kicked her legs in the air angrily* “Let me go!!! Put me down!!!”