Zaida: “Ok…sorry for smacking you with my shirt- wait where did it go-?” *Stares at her hands confused asf*

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(AHHHAHAHAHAJSHHDHDHDJDJAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

Zaida: “My potato >:(….”
*She giggled, holding him close*

(*Bestie🥺….ily🥹🫶🏻✨*)

Zeke: "Did I say there was something wrong with it?"
*He grabbed Zaida and pulled her away- hugging her. *
Zeke: "Mine."
Zaida: “Mn-”
*She looked at Zeke and smiled.*

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(*Has mental breakdown* AHHH-)

Zaida: “How cute!! Ahh!!!! I love him so much!!!”
*She kissed jesters head*

Zaida: “Same…WAIT MY FEMININE PARTS ARE FAKE!?”

Zaida: “……..” *Stares at him, also backing up-*

(*Yey- LOL*)

Zeke: "it is not illegal :)"

Zaida: “….Fine.” *She crossed her arms.* “Let go of my foot!”

(URHRHEYEHEHDHDHDHDHDHDHYD-)
(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Zaida: “Baby!!”
*She tickled his feet, smiling.*

Zaida: “Obviously. That’s why I was gonna do it-!”

Zaida: “…..” *Kicks his balls-*

Zaida: “….Ew-” *Stares at him in disgust.*

(*Dies*)

*She smiled and stared at Zeke.*

Zeke: "HMMMMM- I feel like that is a lie but Ok"

Zaida: “YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS PLASTIC?! THAT THING YOU CALL A DICK.”

(Yes yes- wait😰 NOIOOOO)

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Zaida: “Oh- Alright…”
*She looked at jester and picked him up, then nuzzled him*

Zaida: “NO THEY ARENT-!!” *Takes off her shirt and smacks him with it*

🫢 damn.

(*Cries louder-*)

Zaida: “mm..”
Zeke: "Well where I come from, if someone hits you, you hit back. It is called “Defense” sooo, yea."

(Your a Cookie!? *Eats you*)

(Jajajsjdhdkshskshksdjkduwu)

Zaida: “…..”
*She frowned- then grabbed the pillow and screamed into it.*
“I do not know where he is tho-…”

(*CRYYYYYYY*)

Zeke: "You are just going to let her-? Honestly, I would just beat the shit out of her. Unless it was in a playful manner."

Zaida: “Yep- I have learned from my mistakes.”
*Lays on the floor and curls up into a little ball, crying like a child lol*

Zaida: “….” *Cry* “THEY ARE AVERAGE. AND YOU CANT BE TALKING WHEN YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS- OR A CHEST TO BE EXACT!”