(Shsjshjijsjsisidjdhdhdjdudndjd)

Zaida: “MY BABY- THANK THE STARS!!!”
*She jumped up and down excitedly, her eyes glowing.*
“AHHHHH!!! I AM SO GLAD HE IS OKAY!”

(Shshshshdhdhdhdhd :3👋🏻🌊)

Zaida: “:3 now why did you kill them?”

Zaida: “…..So he wears female swim suits?”
*Insert innocent face*

Zaida: “HEY- 😨…..Holy- remind me never to get on your bad side…” *Cries*

(Aajajshshshsjsj)

Zaida: “REALLY!? YEYYYY!!! Wait- but we do not know if it is jester…”
*She looked at jevil and tilted her head a bit.*
“How would we know?”

(Aheydhshs hei :3)

Zaida: “BISH NO >:( If one of you dies then I’ll scream so loud that your eardrums break! And your ears might fall off. Then again- I don’t think pyro has ears so :/ but anyways~!” *Walks up to them and cutely kicks both their balls* “Fun :3”

Zaida: “😨” *Stares at da poor guy who almost died👍🏻* “mmm- yea.” *Runs back* “WHY YOU DO THAT TO DA POOR GUY!? >:(….”

Bro chill-

Zaida: “Yep. I’m dying my hair. I hate being called someone I’m not.” *Gets down and walks away, angrily.*

You made her mad. :/

Zaida: “UGHHHHH!!!! I AM NOT PALUTENA, SHUT UP!!” *Stares at him angrily.*

Lmao-

Zaida: “Damn ok-”

Zaida: “……..” *Walks over to pyro and clings onto him.*

It wouldn’t be surprising if he DID attack her temple or whatever-

Zaida: “I don’t know when you can- maybe in a while?”

Zaida: “What’s “cross dress”???”

Zaida: “You have a child- AWHHHH!!!”

Zaida: “Yeaaaaa…life sucks.” *Eats the whole popcorn bag.*

Girl wtf-

Zaida: “I have two kids. And I’m not gonna get pregnant by pyro for wearing something like this.”

Zaida: “I was already pregnant! I had ember! And pyro is my boyfriend…”

(Ahahahshdhdhsushsudusueuusshhshsususueudsh)

Zaida: “Ok…”
*She looked forward, her ears going up.*

(DHDUDHDUDHDUDJD-)

Zaida: “Oh.”

Ok, anyways! How’s life?

Zaida: “-?”