A spider already ate my brain

Yeah

What

* scratches head and snaps jaws *

* big fuzz is confused on why they look like that *

In scotland

Thats why when you get bit by a spider its called bad luck

He also doesn’t have a poisonous bite
He has a bite that makes people have bad luck tho

Sir theres a bird!
-Shoot it down.
Sir theres a plane!
-Shoot it down.
Theres a giant spider on a glowing web?
Shoot it down.
Wait what was that?

His webs are a delicacy in Scotland-

HIS WEBS ARE ENCHANTED WITH MAGIC

THATS WHY THE FABRIC COULD BE USED FOR VOODOO DOLLS

Did you know that he also mastered the dark arts?

THEY MADE IT OUT OF HIS SPIDER WEBS * vine boom noise *

You know the plushie they used to kill Styx

Do you wanna know the real Big Fuzz lore

OK * MAGICALLY HANDS ONE THROUGH THE SCREEN *

YAY DO YOU WANT A TACO

THANKS * nom *

I SAID GIMME IT