* casually chokes and dies*

Does jack guard the Master emerald for his entire life because it's his only purpose

Ye * eats grass*

[ im gonna slep now anyways. Bai bish]

Pyro: ok. This game is called * disappears again*

Pyro: ... Still wanna play a game?

Pyro: * reappears* Oh- My bad

Pyro: Oh. Ok * disappears*

Pyro: https://youtube.com/shorts/CiCHRpT8kk0?feature=share

Pyro: Tell me. What exactly in life is bothering you, dear?

Pyro: Yeah. I'm the thirsty one :)

🤨

Pyro: Oh well. I'm always here to make it a little bit better, ok hun? * pets her head*

Pyro: Everyone calm down. She isn't thirsty

She isss :)

Pyro: What's wrong?

📸

Pyro: dafuq?

Pyro: ok

Pyro: But what?

Pyro: Why so angy? Do you want me to? Pft-

Pyro: I was kiddiiiing

Pyro: Hmm. I don't have a throat. So I'm afraid that won't work, dear. Buuuut I can shove something down yoursss/jk