Pyro: Oh come on...Don't do that.. I'm actually enjoying life for the first time because of redhead over there! But you on the other hand, your life is miserable. So I should put you out of your misery!

Isn't that a good thing? Are Raine and Faded forcing you to be good?

Pyro: ....

Pyro: Yeah. Run off like the coward you are before I change my mind! >:)

Nuuuuu. I ain't a coward

Pyro: That's not true... I know each and every one of your fears, and I'll use them against you... * grins*

Not like you're one of them though. You're my oc, and I created you. So I could erase you if I wanted to :)))

Pyro: * glares at me then sighs* Fine... * his hands turn back to normal*

Akgegegege

Pyro: Lucky bitch-

Pyro: Ye

Ye

Pyro: Yep! I do. Because I have rizz unlike you! >:)

The same face Pyro makes when he sees his wife:

Pyro: C'moonnn. I'll just sever a limb or 2. No biggie. I'll make it quick and painless.. ^^

Pyro: Why not? I mean, it's fun, isn't it? * grins at meh menacingly*

Pyro: Alright kid, just admit it and I won't fillet ya

Wha-

Pyro: * his hands turn into cooking knives * :)

Uh huh!

Pyro: Oh come on! We both know you're sexist-

Nnoo im nootttttt dammittt

Pyro: I'm not sexist... He is!

I am not, trust me-

Pyro: I don't even get why I'm the one making sandwiches for you. It should be the other way around. But then again, I don't have to eat... nor do I enjoy human food. But I like human flesh and flammable stuff :)

Your diet is weird-

Pyro: And yours is unhealthy. You obtuse angle

Now she looks like hungry fat chick-

Pyro: Shut it.

Pyro and I: Dumb dishwashers

Pyro: What's up with them? Do they not like our singing?

Women ☕

SIDE BY SIDE WE STAAAAANNDDDDD ISLANDS OF THE BLUUEEE CARIBBEAN SEEAAAAAAA

Pyro: THIS OUR NATIVE LAAADDDDDD WE PLEDGE OUR LIVES TO THEEEEEEEEE

Both of us: HERE EVERY CRREEEEDDDD AANDDD RAAAACCEEEE FIND AN EQUAL PLAAACCEE AND MAY GGOODDDDD BLEESSS OUR NATION HERE EVERY CREED AND RAAAAACCEEE FIND AN EQUAL PLAAAAAAACCEEEEEEEE... AND MAY GOODDDDDDDD BLESS OUR NATIIIOOOOONNNNNNNNN

Pyro: I take it back. May Satan curse our na-

No.

* cries in T&T's national anthem* FORGED FROM THE LOVE OF LIBERRRTYYYYY IN THE FIRES OF HOOPPEE AND PRAYYEERRRRR WITH BOUNDLESS FAITH IN OUR DESTINYYYY WE SOLEMNLY DECLAAAARREEEEEEEE

How do you get 3 extra days and i don't? So unfaiirrrr >:(

How many weeks do you have leeffttt? :))

Pyro: nope!