ok gud for u

Cyrus: * attempts to do 100 push ups * n vnb jgvcgnhu rfgn-

Cyrus: Ok 👍

Cyrus: I can't eat salad- The lettuce leaves contain water... and I'm made of fire like my dad... I could eat firewood though, is that okay?

Cyrus: I wanna sleep, bacon hair dude

so cold, why is it so cold? E A O E E E E A E A O E E O E E E AY A O A E A O E O E EEE

Pyro: Ye. Anyways here, babysit my child while I go cry real quick. *gives you Cyrus * Byeeeeeeee * runs away*

Cyrus: Father- Why did you leave me with this yellow guy-?

Pyro: Yep.

Pyro: Of course. We are buddies, nothing more. Wish Meowcha could understand that-

oh
ok buh bai

Pyro: Yeah, you're right

ye

Pyro: uhm....-

ye

BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT FUCCING HIS BEST FRIEND

Pyro: Oh shit- You're right... But I'm also Polygamous so...

Pyro: ehehe-

* bonk*

Pyro: OW- WTH-?

FACK YOU

Pyro: Uhm actually, I'm usually the one doing the fucking. Bacon Boy will be the receiver 🤓😏

PYRO WTF YKYGUIKHG RT GJYFYUYUFKUIBHGTRDRFGYUFRTF * explodes*

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GET BACK HERE BIATCH 😡

no-

😀🔫