Oh..

*he looked at sun, pointing at him* there's a man right there..*hic*

French Fries...

*he put his hands on dexters shoulders*

Bartender :"....I quite.."*they walked off*

Mh~

*he closed his eyes, his tail wrapping around dexters leg*

Bartender :"...."

*he blushed hard, his tail wagging*

Hell yeah~

You're hotter..

Damn..*hic*

Why's there 2 of u??...

*he frog blinked*..nah...I'm ur goldfish...*hic*

Bartender :"....are u guys ok-"

*he pulled out a gun, pointing it at the bartender and started yelling at them in Spanish*

Bartender :"WOAH WOAH, HEY HEY!!, IM SORRY!!."

....*he put the gun in his pocket* *hic* thank u...*he looked at dexter*...huh.

*he looked at dexter* pfft-*hic*..*he looked back at the bartender* give me 16!.

Bartender :*they Gave him 16 bottles*

*he chugged every single one, almost throwing up*

Mf.*he grabbed the other bottle, chugging it all*

NUH-UH NUH-UH, I WANT ALL OF THEM!!

bartender :"....I'll get u guys some tequila..."*they grabbed 2 bottles of tequila, giving to them*

*he grabbed it, chugging it*

Bartender :"we got tequila, pilsner, helles, Irish red ale, bloody Mary and that's all I remem-"

ALL OF EM!!

Bartender :"then what is strong enough, sir??."

*the bartender gave them 2 beers*

*he grabbed one, instantly chugging it*

Nuh-uh.