Pizza.

*he stopped being cross eyed*

[I just remembered moon has only one eye :] ]

But I ain't gonna kill ya.

*he got close asf to em, just staring at him with his eyes crossed*

*he slowly walked towards him*

........dubapolico.

I ain't tricking u and I'm not gonna hurt u.

*he got up* I'm being serious.

Nah, I'm not. Being evil ain't really that fun as I thought it would be. Lots of dying.

Hm?

Uhhh...*he hugged em*

Oh.

Why??

Ya good??

...*he scooted closer to em, laying down too*

Wow man, that's crazy. My cheese ran a marathon too.

So uhh.....Zippy zope zeep zorp??

*he sat down next to him*

U are too.

*he grabbed it, eating it* yum.