yeah her little piggies must’ve wanted roast beef

where the fuck are her toes
man her little piggies went wee wee wee way the fuck home

i wouldn’t lie.

or would i? *vsauce intro music*

kk thx

can i use tuffy as my own oc

“You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH. There was a roofie in our sushi! We black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by fish, HORNY fish, Y’know what that means! Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear, What do we do? We’re gonna fight it, Bear: Fight Bare: Handed, Bare naked? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, DANCE, DANCE, REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know: im reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, Black out again. Wake up, do a bump. White out, which i didn’t know you could even do, then i smoke a joint, GREENED OUT, Then i turned into the sun, UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! WOAHA PWAH OWHRVV

i could technically rebuild her with rainbow slime- nah wtf am i talkin about who cares *walks away*

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https://youtu.be/1goAp0XmhZQ?si=Nu_5muLScIeXDKa5

mushroomie

kkay *sips hot chocolate* oh damn that went down the wrong ho- *cough* AH CHRIST ON A STICK *cough cough cough has a seizure and dies*

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yooooo thas amazin bro

hope yo doin’ alright, man

*busts through wall* I HAVE AWAKENED FROM MY SLUMBER

i only play blue vs red plane wars

The ghost possessing him: AAAAGGGGHHHHH FREE ME FROM THIS TORTURE

also can you delete that comment of my ip done by that stupid lil samu fan

oh i was being sarcastic

WAHT